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Meeting • 12:00 PM Sun Sep 28 2014

Wondering about the three steps to a happier life? First, obtain peanut. Second, waggle peanut. Third, observe squirrel snatch said peanut like a mother saving her newborn baby from a dingo. Summary: Autumn plus peanuts plus squirrels equals unmitigated bliss. Join us on the front steps of Hatcher Graduate Library.

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Meeting • 12:00 PM Thu Sep 25 2014

O glorious autumn, the squirrel’s prime season for peanut stashing! Why should feeding en masse occur exclusively on Sunday? Meet us on the front steps of Hatcher Graduate Library for a mid-week session.

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Meeting • 12:00 PM Sun Sep 21 2014

We have peanuts aplenty, and we need you to deliver them to their rightful recipients! Remember, many hands make famously fat squirrels, so meet us on the front steps of Hatcher Graduate Library.

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Meeting • 12:00 PM Sun Sep 14 2014

Don’t let missing the first meeting of the season become one of your bitterest regrets years hence, when you sadly muse to yourself, “I wish I’d fed just one more squirrel…” Trust us—it happens! Instead, guard your intact sense of life purpose as if it were a hoard of winter nuts and join us on the front steps of Hatcher Graduate Library. Remember, a peanut of prevention is worth a pound of therapy!

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Kyle Plantz, “5 quirky college clubs” • 01:58 PM Mon Sep 08 2014

To paraphrase Sciuridae Clemens: The reports of our awesomeness are greatly understated. However, we shall refrain from quibbling about the letter(s) and focus our attention on the spirit of this aspiring piece.

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