Kyle Plantz, “5 quirky college clubs” • 01:58 PM, Mon Sep 08 2014

To paraphrase Sciuridae Clemens: The reports of our awesomeness are greatly understated. However, we shall refrain from quibbling about the letter(s) and focus our attention on the spirit of this aspiring piece.

At UM, if one cares about the well-being of the squirrels on campus, they could join The Squirrels Club and on Sundays, feed peanuts to the animals. The club, which started in 2002, currently has about 50 members, one of the largest organizations on campus, says Mathew Wiseman, co-president of the club and also a sophomore at UM.